Gzuz was out one day mulling over cosmic gears,
When he came across a little guy crying really big tears.
Gzuz loves almost all creatures, not just the flocking sheep,
And stopped to help the little guy; he could not bear to watch him weep.
He asked the little fellow as to what was the matter?
The teary eyed bunny answered the strange stripy hatter,
"I have no friends and no purpose amongst this world's strife.
All the animals laugh at me — beetles to big wild-life."
"I have a quirky curse, an oddity — a uniqueness if you will."
"When I eat my Swampy Infused beaNs, I push out a thrill."
The bunny pulled out a jar of beans labeled “SIN”.
He took one out and ate it and gritted an upside-down grin.
After a few tummy rumbles, he slumped like an old used wig.
But he persevered and grunted until out popped an egg!
"Oh, my Hat! A mammal laid egg? What a prize?!"
But wafting from it — a green apparition — a gift for the flies.
Gzuz spoke about a monotreme which is often forgotten.
Then Gzuz wretched, “Oh, Man, that smell! It's stinky awful rotten!”
“You are no platypus and instead you are a bunny.”
Then Gzuz added, “Truly, I say, that's a real 'dodgy' tummy!”
“It must be your beans. Swampy and Infused? Did you call it SIN?”
“what goes in, must come out. Change but this for the win!”
Gzuz peered into his hat, and looked about when he gasped, "oooh!".
Then said, “take one a day and your eggs won't reek like poo!”
“Here. It's special magic cocoa beans. Manna from heaven!”
“This'll be a show stopper when your eggs are laid and given.”
The bunny tried a magic cocoa bean and made a hoppity hoop.
And, lo and behold, a chocolate egg out the bunny did poop!
But, oh, what an egg! The aesthetics of the gods — and the taste!
“Never have I sampled such a godly thing. Your gift I shan't waste.”
And with that Gzuz charged the little fellow with a yearly task.
To hide his tasty eggs in gardens, or behind a father's flask.
This was to be a reminder to all that winter can't keep its frost;
That life keeps on going even when things seem 'oh so lost'.
The little monotreme was now loved by all
and no longer smelled of cheeses.
Even the band of beetles sang aloud, "He's more popular than Gzuz!"
“Before you go, my friend, I have another gift to keep you hidden .”
Gzuz's hat jumped down, bent over and showed his hole forbidden.
The stripy hat made an 'mmph!' and produced its own little creature.
It was identical in appearance; just only now a miniature.
"Wait, what's your name?", Gzuz asked the little one.
The bunny answered, “Easter, after the vernal east rising sun.”
Gzuz had made a life long friend and the best of buddies for life.
He helped the Easter Bunny find his place, and ended all his strife.
It may seem all quite random that chocolate goes well with red.
But this was planned together; Gzuz and the hat on his head.
So when you pair chocolate and wine, and think, ”Damn, That's good!”
Don't forget to cheers Gzuz and his red-and-white stripy hood!
Hoodies, T-shirts, Mugs and Gzuz Merch!
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